I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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