he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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