youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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