you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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