I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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