im drinking this country out of the recession.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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