Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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