Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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