the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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