I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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