That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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