My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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