She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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