It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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