Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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