I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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