You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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