Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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