She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize