you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I enjoy the company of your penis
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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