the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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