So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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