Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
they're like a gay fantastic four
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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