you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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