the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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