i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I've blown a few things in my day
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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