Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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