We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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