Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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