your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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