I am in a vortex of obligation.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
God, I missed his penis.
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