I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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