Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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