Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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