Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
