Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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