it's like russian roulette but with a penis
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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