mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Farmville is her only friend.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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