Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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