I'm lost and stupid without you.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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