Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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