I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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