Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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