Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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