oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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