You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Randomize
