its not stalking. its research.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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