stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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