Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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