i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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