Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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