names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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