Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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