yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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