I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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