Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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